(I am a very clumsy person. I often trip over things, and it’s become a joke how every time I enter a room you hear a ‘thump’, followed by an ‘ow’. I have just come home from my first semester at college, and there are new gates in the kitchen with small rims. In the first two hours I trip over them at least five times.)
Me: *trip* “Ow! I keep tripping over these stupid gates.”
Step-mom: “Oh! That’s what we’ve been missing while she’s at school!”
Dad: “What?”
Step-mom: “The ‘Thump, Ow!’”
Me: “Seriously?”
Dad: “Oh, yeah! You’re right!”
Me: “Whatever. It’s the gate! I’m not used to them!”
Step-mom: “Your baby sister, who can barely walk, gets over them just fine.”
Me: “Well… she’s, uh, used to them?”
Dad: “We just put them up a few days ago.”
Me: “Oh, whatever.”
(A few moments later, I trip over again.)
Step-mom: “Thump!”
Dad: “Ow!”