(We are at a family reunion for my mom’s side of the family. I’m about eight and I’m talking with my great aunt. A relative I’ve never met approaches and starts talking to my great aunt.)
Relative: *finally noticing me* “Well, hello! Whose little girl are you?”
(I blush and ignore her because I’m shy.)
Great aunt: “That’s [my mom]’s oldest girl.”
Relative: “Really?” *she leans closer and wrinkles her nose* “She doesn’t look like [my mom] at all. She doesn’t even look like family. You sure she’s not just one of the kids’ friends? None of ours are redheads.”
(My dad walks up.)
Dad: *to me* “Come on honey, we’re leaving. Tell your aunt good-bye.”
Me: “Bye, aunty!”
(I hug her and run to grab my dad’s hand.)
Relative: “Wow! She looks just like you! Are you her daddy?”
Dad: “Yes, she’s mine. I’m [mom]’s husband.”
Relative: “Oh! I thought she was some other person’s kid because she doesn’t look like her mom!”
Dad: “You do realize that just because she’s related to you doesn’t mean she’s going to look like your side of the family, right?”
Relative: “Well, the other kids look like our side of the family, so I thought that meant all of them had to!”
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