Explosive In Pink
(My dad is playing a video game that allows your character to spawn a tank that you personalize it by color. I’m currently teaching him how to play.)
Me: “Okay, so first change your color to something you like…”
(He ignores me and hits the continue button. A pretty pink tank labelled ‘FLAMINGO’ pops up.)
Me: “Oh… my… God.”
Dad: “What?”
Me: “You forgot to change the color! It’s bright pink!”
Dad: “So, what?”
Me: “Can’t you choose something a bit more manly?”
(Dad hits the fire button. The FLAMINGO launches a rocket and destroys a building. Dad is happily grinning at the rubble.)
Me: “…Never mind, continue.”