Would Have Ended In Heavy Metal
(While at a stop light, my mother, who’s driving, is looking through her purse.)
Mom: *commenting on the music* “What are we listening to?”
Me: “OK Go.”
(My mom, without looking up, begins to take her foot off the break.)
Me: “Mom, stop!”
(She stops just in time; we almost rear-ended the car in front of us.)
Me: “What are you doing?!”
Mom: “You told me to go.”
Me: “Mom… that’s the name of the band.”
(We’re no longer allowed to listen to ‘OK Go’ in the car.)