A Bun In The Oven, Part 2
(I am 4 years old, and my mum has woken me up around 10pm to tell me my new baby cousin has just been born.)
Mum: “Good news! You have a new baby cousin. It’s a girl, and her name is Fiona Kate.”
(The next morning…)
Mum: “Do you remember me coming and telling you the news last night?”
Me: “Yes, my baby cousin was born.”
Mum: “And do you remember her name?”
Me: “Yes! Banana Cake!”