(I do most of the tidying in our house. I have O.C.D. and Asperger’s, so my tidying sometimes causes arguments.)
Mum: “I had a load of medicines on the kitchen work surfaces. Where have you put them?”
Me: “The medicine cabinet… where else would I put them?”
Mum: “And what about all of my clothes that were on the dining chair?”
Me: “They’re in your wardrobe.”
Mum: “The towels?”
Me: “Airing cupboard and bathroom.”
Mum: “The food that was on the kitchen surfaces?”
Me: “In the food cupboard, and that’s now arranged so that all the tins, breakfast items, pasta and whatever are all together.”
Mum: *opens cupboard* “I can’t find anything now!”
Me: “You mean you could before? Everything was all over the place, and loads of stuff was out of date. Not to mention the number of duplicate items I found towards the back of the cupboard. Now, everything is organised into categories so it’s easier to find.”
Mum: “Fine, so where is all of my post?”
Me: “In the cabinet you specifically bought to keep your post in the other week.”
Mum: “I wish you’d stop hiding stuff from me. Where is my book that was on the dining table?”
Me: *sighs* “I’m not hiding from you; I’m just tidying things and putting them away where they belong!”
Mum: “So, where’s my book then?”
Me: “You know what, mum? You figure it out!”
(I’d put it on the bookcase.)