A Family Meal, More Or Less
(Me, my mom, and my dad are all sitting at the table for dinner. Our table is situated so that I am in a corner, and can only get out if my dad moves his chair out of the way. My mom sits across from him.)
Me: “May I please be excused?”
Dad: “Go ahead.”
(Mom simultaneously shakes her head.)
Dad: “Wait, no, I’ve been overruled.”
Me: “Come on, dad. Be a man!”
Mom: “Eat more.”
Me: “That wasn’t quite generic enough.”
Mom: “Eat more.”
Me: *eats a single green bean* “There. I have officially eaten more.”
Mom: “…go ahead.”