Supermarket Sweep Meets Generation Game
(My coworker has the day off, but she comes to our store anyway to do some shopping. She has brought a young boy with her.)
Me: “Oh, hey! How’s it going?”
Coworker: “Oh, not too much. Just taking the kid out for shopping.”
Me: “Well, that’s nice! So this is your son, eh?”
Coworker: “Actually, he’s my grandson.”
(Although my coworker is an older woman, she doesn’t actually look that old. At the very least, she doesn’t look old enough to have grandchildren.)
Me: “Well, you sure fooled me! You look a lot younger!”
Coworker: “No, I am that much younger. My son is just an idiot.”
(Thanks to her brutal honesty, I am nearly dying of laughter.)
Coworker: “I mean, don’t get me wrong, I love my grandson. Of course I love my son too, but sometimes he can be such a moron.”