Call Britannia, Britannia Rule The (Air)Waves
(My dad has started a business, and is running it out of our house. The phone has been ringing off the hook all day; I’m not allowed to answer it as I am only eight years old. The phone rings repeatedly, but no one is in the room; I pick it up myself.)
Me: “Hello! Grand Central Station, how may I direct your call?”
Caller: “Oh s***! How did I call England?!”
(The caller hangs up really quickly. Later that night dad yells at me as that was apparently a very important client. I never understood how that adult thought they’d dialed out of the country!)