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(My parents have recently shut off their satellite service, and have switched to regular TV. My mom is worried about the kids not having their favorite programs to watch anymore.)
Me: “Well, you know you can always buy a DVD with some of the episodes on it.”
Mom: “But, that’s just a few. They need more!”
Me: “Didn’t you get [streaming service]?”
Mom: “Yes! Do they have it on there?”
Me: “No, but you should be able to purchase an episode for $2.”
Mom: “$2 for 30 minutes of TV? That’s a little pricey.”
Me: “…you get to keep it.”
Mom: “Really?! For how long?”
Me: “Forever?”