(Before my mom gave birth to me, she referred to me as a ‘present’ for my older sister to take care of, and love, and so on. When I am born, my mom shows me to my sister for the first time.)
Mom: “And this is your baby brother!”
Sister: “This is the present?”
Mom: “Yes, would you like to hold him?”
Sister: “Yes!”
(My mom hands me to my sister.)
Sister: “He’s my present!”
Mom: “Yes, he is indeed.”
(My sister runs away holding me at this point. My mom starts chasing her.)
Mom: “Can I have your brother back? I need to feed him.”
Sister: “But he’s mine!”
Mom: “…what?”
Sister: “You said he’s my present, so he belongs to me!”
Mom: “But honey—”
Sister: “HE’S MINE!”
(My mom chases my sister around for a couple minutes until she is finally able to convince her to give me back. My sister and I are very close as of present!)