Daddy Issues
(My mom and I are walking home. It has been a long day, and we are both tired. My mom has started whining, and in doing so she sounds somewhat childish.)
Mom: “Are we there yet?”
Me: “We’ll be there soon.”
Mom: “That’s what you always say!”
(This continues, and it becomes a bit of a joke.)
Mom: “Daddy, when will we get there?”
Me: “NO! NO! This conversation just crossed a line. NO!”