Reindeer Name Games

(My girlfriend and I have been together for two years now. She’s well aware that my dad, my brother, and I all absolutely love bad jokes and puns. We’re talking about naming stuffed animals.)

Me: “The only stuffed animal I ever named was my Christmas bear, ‘Hyber’.”

Girlfriend: “‘Hyber?’ That’s a weird name.”

Me: “And my brother named the other bear, ‘Nate.'”

Girlfriend: Are you serious?

Me: “‘Hyber’ and ‘Nate’… get it?”

Girlfriend: “At least your mom is normal.”

Me: “You don’t know what she named her Christmas stuffed reindeer… it’s Olive.”

Girlfriend: “How’s that weird?”

Me: *I start singing* “Olive, the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names. She never let poor Rudolph—”

Girlfriend: “I take it back; your whole family is strange.”