Regular Idiots

, , , | Right | April 4, 2019

(I work at a fast food restaurant that is famous for their bacon burger that comes standard as a double, but you can order it as single or triple, instead.)

Customer: “Hi. Could I have a double [Bacon Burger] and a regular [Bacon Burger].”

Me: “[Bacon Burger] is regularly a double burger; did you want two doubles?”

Customer: “No, I want a double and a regular.”

Me: “Do you want a double and a single?”

Customer: “Yes.”

Me: “No problem. Just so there’s no confusion when you’re trying to order next time, if you order a regular [Bacon Burger] you’ll get a double one. Ask for a single to make sure you get the right thing. Was there anything else I can get for you tonight?”

Customer: “No, just the double [Bacon Burger] and the regular [Bacon Burger].”

(The customer was rolling her eyes at me throughout the whole interaction. Sorry, lady, I’m just trying to do my job so you don’t come back and yell at me for getting the wrong thing!)

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