Registering Your Customers

I work in a concessions stand. Our registers are older than most of our workers, and between them, a lot of brand-new workers, and a credit card reader that registers transactions at a glacial pace, our lines are getting backed up.

Me: “Sorry about the wait. Our registers are old and pretty slow.”

Customer: *Laughs* “Sounds like me.”

Me: “I dare say you function better than the registers!”

Customer: “I should certainly hope so!”