Fuzzy About Flirting

(I work at a well-known theme park, in a role where I cannot speak to guests because it breaks the illusion. I’ve just seen a post on ‘Buzzfeed’ about what not to do when meeting people in my role. I point it out to my husband.)

Me: “Yes, to all of these!”

Husband: *after reading* “D***, I break one of them. I try to flirt and hit on a fuzzy. But the difference is that I’m successful. The character always comes back to my room with me.”