Refuses To Have A Good Day

(I am behind an elderly man who is buying a case of water.)

Cashier: *to elderly man* “That will be $2.99.”

Elderly Man: *sneers* “Well, I’m fresh out of three dollar bills.” *turns to me and gives me a creepy smile*

(He rifles through his wallet all the while searching for the elusive three dollar bill and talking about the non-existent denomination. He finally pulls out a five dollar bill and THROWS it at the cashier, and then turns and gives me another creepy smile. The cashier is very polite.)

Cashier: “Here is your change. Thank you for coming to the store and have a good day.”

Elderly Man: *snarls* “Have a good day? Who are you to tell me that? Why should I have a good day because you told me to?””

Me: “Then go ahead and have an a**-hole day because that is what you’re being.”