Motherly Love(y Dovey)
(My mom and I are teaching my boyfriend how to play a card game. My boyfriend and I have cute, playful insults for each other. For example, if I call him a doofus, he’ll call me dorkface, and if he calls me pumpkin, I’ll call him cupcake. We’ve been using these insults the entire game.)
Me: *counting up points after losing* “You just HAD to go out, didn’t you?”
Boyfriend: “I looooove you!”
Me: *play pouting* “I love you, too… cupcake.”
Boyfriend: “Dork face.”
Me: “Doofus!”
Boyfriend: “Pumpkin!”
Mom: “Jerk!”
(My boyfriend and I both get fake offended.)
Me: “Mom!”
Mom: “What? It was too lovey-dovey in here. Someone had to do it!”
(Boyfriend and I both broke down laughing as we got back to the game!)
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?