(A couple returns from a theatre to get a refund on a movie they have just seen.)
Customer: “I need my money back.”
Manager: Which movie was it for?
Customer: “Kate and Leopold. That was the worst movie, ever!”
Manager: “That movie just ended. I can’t give you a refund for a movie you watched all the way through.”
Customer: “Well, if there were a roach in my food at a restaurant, I would get my money back!”
Manager: “Not if you eat the whole meal, roach and all!”