Redirecting Telemarketers To God
(My grandma gets calls and letters from telemarketers. She is getting very tired of this.)
Grandma: “Hello? Who is this?”
Caller: “This is [Company]. May I speak with [Grandpa]?”
Grandma: “This is his wife; what do you want?”
Caller: “I need to speak with [Grandpa].”
Grandma: “Well call 1-800-Heaven. He died last year!”
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.