Red Solo(Use) Cup

(My brother is about three years old, and I am one. My family is taking a road trip and my mom and my brother have to use the restroom, but there aren’t any stops close by. My dad hands my brother an empty cup.)

Dad: “Here [Brother’s Name], use this.”

Three-Year-Old Brother: “And when I’m done, Mommy can use it.”

Mom: “No, I can’t. I’m a girl, so I don’t have a penis.”

Three-Year-Old Brother: “We’ll have to go to the penis store and buy you one, then!”