Red Shirts: The Next Generation

(There is a blackout at my house, and my sister needs to go into the garage to get something for her project. My sister and I are massive geeks.)

Sister: “I need to go into garage! Who’s coming with me!”

Me: *looks down at red shirt* “I can’t. I’ll probably die.”

Sister: “[Younger Sister], come with me!”

Younger Sister: *looking down at shirt* “What does purple mean?”

Sister: “Nothing, so you probably won’t die!”

Younger Sister: “Probably?”