Red Light Bulb Moment
(I am in a recently opened restaurant. I overhear this conversation at the table next to me. At the table is a large family.)
Customer: “Has there ever been another restaurant in this building? The place looks so familiar.”
Waitress: “I do not know. The building has been vacant for many years.”
Customer: “I remember the stained glass windows and the spiral stairs. I am sure I have been here before.”
(Just then, another waiter passes the table.)
Waitress: “Do you know if there has ever been another restaurant in this place?”
Waiter: “No. Until they went out of business a few years ago this place was a brothel.”
(There was an awkward silence at the table.)
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