Red + Blue = Purple (Bruises)
(It’s a slow night at our fast food/sandwich shop, so we’re chatting with the customers. This particular customer is a regular, and is discussing birthday presents with my coworker.)
Customer: “Yeah, I got my kids guns for their birthdays!”
Coworker: “How old are they?!”
Customer: “In their 20s.”
Coworker: *shocked* “But guns kill people!”
Customer: “Well, they may need to protect themselves someday, you know.”
Coworker: “From what? Wild animals?”
Customer: “No, from Democrats!”
(My coworker got very offended, and a rather loud debate ensued between them as I tried helplessly to control my laughter.)
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?
