Recycling Is A PROCESS

I’m at home with my mom.

Mom: “We have way too many plastic grocery bags.”

Me: “Next time I go to [Store], I’ll take some and put them in the bin.”

Mom: “I don’t know if they want ours. They’re full of holes.”

I just sort of blink in surprise for a moment.

Me: “They don’t put them out and the registers and reuse them. They melt them down to make new bags.”

I swear my mother is normally an intelligent person.