A Recipe For Disaster, Part 2
(I am waiting for my girlfriend to get ready for our date at her house, and I find a note card.)
Me: “Hey! Why do you have a note card that says ‘Racism’ on it?”
Girlfriend: “I have no idea. Where did you find it?”
Me: “On your desk.” *turns the card over* “OH MY GOD!”
Girlfriend: “What?”
Me: “There is a recipe on the back! I HAVE FOUND THE RECIPE FOR RACISM!”
Girlfriend: “What the h*** are you talking about?”
Me: “Apparently, racism is one box of raspberries, one tablespoon of lemon juice, and half a cup of sugar, and some water.”
Girlfriend: “That sounds like raspberry sorbet.”
Me: “The most racist of all desserts… I knew it!”
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A Recipe For Disaster
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?