Hershey Kiss My A**

(My sister and I are on the sofa watching TV. She tosses me a mini chocolate bar from her Halloween stash. This particular bar has a new shape that resembles a body part.)

Sister: *tosses me a candy*

Me: “Oooh yay! I love butt chocolate!”

Sister: “Uh…”

Me: “SHAPED! Butt-SHAPED chocolate!”