Rebel With A Cause To Kiss

(My boyfriend is over and I’m reading a birthday card that I just got from my aunt and uncle.)

Me: “For your birthday, we hope you get a BIG KISS from [Boyfriend]!”

Boyfriend: “Sweet! I have permission!”

Me: “Right, and every time you kissed me before was… rebellion?”

Boyfriend: “Dang, I must have a pretty long rap sheet by now.”