Reasons Why You Never Joke With The Customer #47

, , | Right | February 13, 2020

(I’m a cashier. This man comes up with some items and sets them down on the belt.)

Me: “Would you like to save 5% today with a [Company] debit card?”

Customer: “No, it would be used too much.”

Me: *jokingly* “Oh, who’s the big spender in your house?”

Customer: *nonchalantly* “Me, since my cat’s dead and my wife left me.”

(Awkward. How the h*** was I supposed to respond to that? I didn’t say anything and finished ringing up the items in two minutes of dead silence.)

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