Really Knows How To Cherry-Pick The Flavors

, , , | Right | April 13, 2020

(I work for my town’s local ice cream chain. It’s not very busy when a young woman walks in.)

Me: “Hi! How may I help you today?”

Customer: “Hello. What kind of dips do you have?”

Me: “We have chocolate and cherry dip, ma’am.”

Customer: “Cherry dip? Does it taste like strawberry?”

Me: “No, ma’am, it tastes like cherry.”

Customer: “Yes, I know, but does it taste like strawberry?”

Me: “The cherry dip tastes like cherries, ma’am.”

Customer: “So, it doesn’t taste like strawberries?”

Me: “No, ma’am.”

Customer: “Okay, I’ll just have a vanilla cone with strawberry dip, then.”

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