Really Feline This Motherhood Thing
(I’m sitting across the dining room table from my mom. She is attempting to read the coupons page of a newspaper, laid out across the table in front of her, when our cat comes over and lays down on it. After a few moments:)
Mom: “Pet him. Try to get him to come over to you.”
(I reach over and pet him. He flinches. I start tapping on the table in front of me, trying to attract him.)
Me: “Come here, [Cat].”
(He doesn’t move or even look at me. After doing this for a little bit, I reach over and grab another page of the newspaper and lay it out in front me, then start tapping it.)
Me: “Look: you can lay here.”
(He still doesn’t move or even look at me.)
Mom: “Open it. Pretend to read it.”
(I do. Less than five seconds later, he stands up and walks over to lay down on my newspaper.)
Me: “That should not have worked.” *to the cat* “You are spoiled, you know that?”
Mom: “I think I’ve proven my skill as a mom.”
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