Reality Holds No Quarter With Her
It is early at the grocery store where I work. A lady walks in, in a full rage.
Customer: “Get me the manager!”
Manager: *Coming over* “How can I help, ma’am?”
Customer: “The ATM isn’t giving out quarters anymore!”
Manager: “It’s never given out quarters — or any coins, for that matter.”
Customer: “It’s always given me quarters!”
They walk over to the ATM so she can show him exactly where the quarters are supposed to come from. She just stares at the ATM, blinking for a moment.
Customer: “You all changed it! Biden doesn’t want us to have quarters!”
She storms off while my manager comes up to me with a pained look on his face.
Manager: “And it’s not even 7:00 am.”
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.
