Real Men Are Like (dande)Lions

(My best friend and I are watching a very popular anime. We are up to the part where one of the male characters emerges from the puppet he was hiding in so you see him for the first time and he turns out to be quite handsome.)

Best Friend: “Dear lord, he’s magnificent!”

Me: “How could anyone resist that fabulous red hair and come-hither eyes?”

Best Friend: “I bet his hair feels like dandelion fluff!”

Me: *laughing* “What?”

Best Friend: *also laughing* “I have no idea what dandelion fluff feels like but that’s probably what it would feel like.”

Me: “Yeah, dandelion fluff hair makes all the girls’ ovaries quiver with only a single glance.”

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