Read It And Weep
A customer holds up a coupon to me.
Customer: “I don’t like to read. Can I still use this?”
Me: “Uh… no, that expired.”
He holds up another coupon.
Customer: “What about this one?”
Me: “That expired too.”
Customer: “What about this one?”
Me: “That’s the first one again.”
Customer: *Sighs.* “Can I use any of these?”
Me: “You only have the two coupons.”
Customer: “Yeah, I don’t like to count either.”
