Re-Fill You With Joy
(It’s the middle of the day, during a down-hour between movies, so my coworker and I have nothing really to do. A little girl comes up to my counter.)
Girl: “Excuse me, but can I have a refill?” *holds up a kids meal, so no refill*
Me: “I’m sorry, sweetie, but I’m afraid not.”
Girl: “Oh. Okay!”
(She runs off. I laugh a little on how cute she Is. A few moments later, the little girl shows up again.)
Girl: “Does this get a refill?” *holds up a medium bag of popcorn, but only large items get refills*
Me: *grimace in having to tell her bad news again* “Sorry, sweetie. Only large bags.”
Girl: “Oh… How much is a large bag?”
Me: “It’s [price].”
Girl: “Okay!”
(She leaves again. I turn back to my coworker.)
Me: “If she comes back a third time, I giving her a refill. She’s so cute.”
Coworker: “I know. I don’t know how you could say no to her.”
Girl: “Excuse me, is this enough money?” *lifts her hand over to get us*
Me: *barely glances over it* “Yep! Would you like butter with that, miss?”
Girl: “Lots of butter!”
(My coworker hands her the popcorn, and the girl is vibrating in excitement.)
Girl: “Does this get refills?”
Me: “Yep, it sure does!”
(She runs off to her theater, screaming ‘YAAAAY!’)
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?