Re-Dressing The Problem
Outdoors/Outside | Related | February 14, 2012
(I am walking with my sister down the street. We’re just about to go inside the house when a friendly elderly woman says hello to us. Note: I am a guy.)
Lady: *shouting* “Good morning, ladies! You both look beautiful today!”
Me: “Thank you!”
*long pause*
Me: “Did she just call me a lady?!”
(My sister starts cracking up.)
Me: “Shut up and get in the house!”
Sister: “You first, beautiful!”