Razor-Sharp Addictions

, , , | Right | November 5, 2018

(I work at a specialty retail store that carries blades for double-edge safety razors, among other things.)

Me: “Did you find everything all right?”

Customer: “Well, I did here. Your other store is totally useless!”

Coworker: “How so?”

Customer: “I’ve been trying to get [Brand #1] there for four months, and they only have [Brand #2] and [Brand #3]. Besides, they keep them locked up in Fort Knox. I can’t imagine they’re stolen often enough.”

Me: “You’re kidding, right? Razor blades are stolen all the time. That’s why we’re supposed to keep ours behind glass.”

Customer: “But how many guys are using this kind of razor nowadays?”

Me: “Oh, they don’t use them for shaving; they use them for drugs.”

Customer: “Oh… Well, I guess I learned something today.”

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