Would Rather Not Go In His Hat

(I work in a staffing office. It’s a very professional setting, and I’m currently getting a younger guy checked in to interview for an employment position. The door flies open and an older gentleman in a cowboy hat bursts in.)

Cowboy Hat: “YOUGOTTAS***TERBACKTHERE?!”

Me: *taken aback* “Excuse me?”

Cowboy Hat: “YOU-GOT-A-S***TER-BACK-THERE?!”

Me: *pauses to process what he said* “You’re looking for a bathroom?”

(I give him directions to our restroom. The younger guy interviewing with me speaks up.)

Younger Guy: “I’m so sorry… That’s my dad.”