Rated ‘R’ For Retry

(I take the train to work. I am sitting near a group of teenagers when I overhear this snippet.)

Girl: “I’m thinking we better get tickets for [Child Movie] and bolt for [15-rated Movie].”

(This is a real bug bear of mine, so I decide to speak up.)

Me: “That better not be the cinema in [Town] because I work there and I’ll be looking out for you!”

(The girl went beet red and her friends were silent. At this point my stop was announced. They seemed to be going to the next town for their cinema after that.)