Rare Flashes Of Intelligence

, , , , | Right | February 25, 2010

Me: “Police Department, how may I help you?”

Caller: “Yes. I’m over at the truck stop and there’s a girl here selling perfume. But she’s going around to all the truckers and flashing them. I think she’s selling more than perfume.”

Me: “All right, sir, I can dispatch an officer. Can you describe the girl to me?”

Caller: “Oh, about a B cup. Not too bad but nothing you would want to go home and brag to mom about.”

Me: “Er… what about her hair color and skin color?”

Caller: “Oh… I guess your question makes more sense now.”

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