Rant Of The Litter

| Romantic | September 12, 2013

(We have a pit bull dog who loves to play with stuffed animals. Unfortunately, his idea of ‘playing’ is to rip all the stuffing out. Because of this, he’s only allowed toys rarely. We are tidying up for guests, and there are toy innards all over the floor.)

Husband: *sounding mad* “The floor needs to be swept again since SOMEONE gave the dog a toy!” *glares at me*

Me: “…wait. Didn’t YOU give him the toy?”

Husband: “That is beside the point. DON’T BRING YOUR LOGIC INTO MY RANT!”

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