Random Acts of Specificity
Me: “What else do you want?”
Customer: “Peppers.”
Me: “Which kind?”
Customer: “…Peppers.”
Me: “We have three kinds of peppers not including salt and pepper. Which kind of these do you want?”
Customer: “PEPPERS.”
Me: “Do you want banana peppers, jalapeno peppers, or green peppers?”
Customer: “PEP-PERS.”
Me: “Do you want these?” *holds up the green peppers*
Customer: “Yes, those! Jesus Christ, don’t you guys know what a green pepper is?!”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?