Ralph Waldo Emerson Would Be Proud
Patron: “Do you have any books about division?”
Me: “Sure, we have lots of books about arithmetic. One of them is bound to have what you’re looking for.”
Patron: “Good. The radio frequencies around my house interfere with my calculator, so I have to learn math again.”
Me: “Let me just show you those books.”
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?
