Radio Inactive, Part 2

(I’m at the hospital about to have major surgery to correct a birth defect. I’ve been getting x-rays quite a bit over the previous few months and am asked the same questions every time.)

Tech: “Is there any chance that you could be pregnant?”

Me: “No. Look, I realize you have to ask but I’m 13 years old and have my mother sitting right next to me. If there was a chance, do you REALLY think I would tell the truth?”

Tech: “…”

Mom: *almost falling over laughing*