Racking Up A Lot Of Old Jokes

(We’re taking delivery of a new server rack. It’s about seven feet tall, huge, and two shipping guys are trying to wrangle it into an elevator with a pallet jack. We’re in the middle of a busy hallway around lunchtime, and like a good techie, I’m standing there with a coworker “supervising.”)

Me: *looking at the two shipping guys* “Do you know what I love about this situation?”

Shipping Guys: “No, what?”

Me: “This is the only time I can ever admire a nice, huge rack at work and not get in trouble for it.”

Coworker: *literally doubles over laughing*

(I got a lot of mileage out of that the next few days.)