Rack Your Brain For A Way Out Of This One

(My mum and I have just been around to a female friend’s place and we noticed she had an awesome seasoning/herb display on her wall. A couple of days later my parents and I are sitting around the table discussing the shopping list and mum mentions seasonings. Mum and Dad have been married for 26 years.)

Mum: “Do we need any seasonings? [Friend] has a great rack.”

(I immediately burst out laughing. My dad looks at her seriously.)

Dad: “Checking out other women’s racks? Babe, is there something you need to tell me?”

(I continued to laugh as mum went bright red and stuttered to explain herself.)