Racist Dad Jokes
(My dad and I are in the pantry looking for food for dinner. The following conversation ensues.)
Me: “What’s the difference between Mexican rice and Spanish rice?”
Dad: “[My Name], Mexico and Spain are two different countries.”
Me: “I mean, they have basically the same things in them though.”
Dad: “That’s rice-ist!” *starts laughing*
Me: *facepalms*
(Don’t you just love dad jokes…)
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