Racist Dad Jokes

(My dad and I are in the pantry looking for food for dinner. The following conversation ensues.)

Me: “What’s the difference between Mexican rice and Spanish rice?”

Dad: “[My Name], Mexico and Spain are two different countries.”

Me: “I mean, they have basically the same things in them though.”

Dad: “That’s rice-ist!” *starts laughing*

Me: *facepalms*

(Don’t you just love dad jokes…)