Rachel Green Did Not Make This Trifle

A lady was looking at the cakes and trifles we have in our cabinet.

Customer: “I’m buying one for a friend. She’s a vegetarian. Which ones are vegetarian?”

Me: “We don’t use any animal-based gelatine in our trifles.”

Customer: “Okay, but which ones are vegetarian?”

Me: “Did you mean vegan? Everything here is made with only eggs, butter, chocolate, and fruit.”

Customer: “No, she’s not vegan, she’s just vegetarian.”

Me: “Then, she can eat all of them.”

Customer: “Really? Wow. That’s progressive.”