Rabbiting On About Smoke

| Friendly | January 4, 2016

(I have recently moved and joined a local boy scout troop. It is the first morning of camping trip.)

Scout #1: “Hey, [My Name], do you hate little bunny rabbits?”

Me: “What?”

Scout #1: “You were talking in your sleep last night. You kept saying ‘I hate little bunny rabbits.'”

Me: “Ohhh. Yeah, in the town I moved from there’s a running joke that if you say ‘I hate little bunny rabbits’ three times that the campfire smoke won’t blow in your face.”

Scout #2: “Maybe I should try that. I’ve moved four times and it keeps following me. I hate little bunny rabbits. I hate little bunny rabbits. I hate little bunny rabbits.”

(The smoke doesn’t move.)

Scout #2: “Oh, well, you know what they say. Smoke follows beauty.”

(At that exact moment the smoke started blowing the opposite direction.)

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