R U Sure?

I used to work at a Toys R Us back in 2002-2003. A customer is trying to return a toy branded to another store at the returns counter where my coworker and I are working:

Me: “Ma’am, I can’t take that item.”

Customer: “Why not? It’s a toy d*** it!”

Me: “It’s a Target exclusive.”

The customer emphasizes the ‘R’ in the store’s name so blatantly that I know it’s spelled ‘R’ and not ‘are’.

Customer: “It’s a toy! Toys R you! You R toys!”

Me: “Not all toys, ma’am. This is a toy branded to another store.”

Now she’s emphasizing the ‘you’ just as hard.

Customer: “U R Toys!”

Me: “R we though?”

Customer: “Then why you call yourself Toys R Us when Toys U Ain’t!” *Storms out.*

Coworker: “All I know is I R tired…”